Oliver here. Sometimes learning everything you’re ‘sposed to know when you’re a kitten is hard!
‘Spent the afternoon in wardrobe posing with the female human. Evidently there is a big conference where all the crazy cat writers and all the dingy dog writers get together to learn new stuff. My human and I entered a contest to win airline tickets and registration to go to this pawty in Phoenix, AZ.
We had to use one of four backdrops and be creative. Whatcha’ think? Purrsonally, I think I rocked the bandana!
Here’s hoping we are on the way to making those 14,456,646 paw strides from Idaho to Arizona!
The humans were snuggled all warm in their bed,
And felines so spoiled had been very well fed.
When what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But a guest in the garden, a beautiful deer.
He munched and he snacked
On the nice cherry tree
Then turned toward the porch,
The kittens to see.
And then those deer hooves made such a clatter
The felines, so scared all jumped and then scattered.
And they heard the deer say
As he walked back to the woods,
“Merry Christmas small kittens
Now try to be good!”