The Case Against The Kittens

Hello folks Tucker here,

There were some exciting goings on in the wee hours of the morning.  I was cuddled comfortably in my favorite chair when I heard a loud “thump”. After the “thump” there were loud rolling sounds as though a small train was traveling through the living room.

The noise subsided and I went back to sleep. I was awakened next by the sound of a door slamming and then crashes and bangs emanating from the laundry room.

The female human came out of the bedroom to investigate the noises  and as it appeared the human was on the job, I went back to sleep.

It was only after I’d been served my breakfast and the humans discussed their take on the previous night’s events that I heard the damning evidence against Alberto and Oliver.

Evidently the first “thump” was Alberto stealing a spaghetti squash from the veggie basket, knocking it to the floor and then viciously attacking the offending squash. (See photo-Exhibit B).

After tiring of the squash attack he and Oliver headed to the laundry room where their shenanigans resulted in the accidental closing of the door. They proceeded to dismantle the room in order to attract attention and facilitate a rescue. (See photo-Exhibit A)

Never a dull moment with the Tribe of Five. 

Enjoy your Caturday, I’m heading off to make up for my lost sleep.

An Important Purrresidential Announcement

Hello Folks,
Alberto here,

AlPressBoxI am pleased to announce that I am bringing you this important purrrlitical announcement from the official campaign press box.

It is with great excitement that the Kitty Cat Pawty announces Oliver’s running mate, Olive.

Olive and her staff at Three Chatty Cats, bring a maturity and thoughtful platform that fits purrrfectly with Oliver’s campaign statements.

She has promised all her supporters that she will institute:

* An official Tortie day, and if elected, will organize a national “Tortie Tuesday” for every week.

*She promises to campaign and legislate for all homeless kitties and is interested in instituting more clicker training in shelters to help with this.
*She will also work to implement a mandatory tuna day – the actual day will be determined with her running mate, Oliver

CampaignBtn_2So folks, it’s official; and you heard it from the Kitty Cat Party official press secretary, in November, put your paw marks on the ballot for Oliver and Olive!

The catidates want to hear from their constituents, so please send us your comments and questions.


“We must vote for tuna, vote for catnip, vote for a brighter future for all cats.”.
Purresidential Catidate. Kitty Cat Pawty, Oliver

Oliver Gets Purrrlitical 

Hello Friends,

Oliver here. I’m working hard to get my purresidential platform out but it’s a hard job for a kitten. I’ve asked for help from my fellow Feline Tribe of Five members but have been greatly disappointed in their lack of enthusiasm or support.

My brother, Alberto is going through a philosophical phase. Not sure what he’s talking about but pretty sure I can’t count on him.

Jasmine won’t support any campaign that doesn’t include making her queen of something.

Lily thought about helping me but her demands are a bit much. I’ve spent more time catering to her whims than working on my campaign!

Tucker, the elder statesman Alpha of our tribe gave it a try but I don’t think he understands the demographics of my constituents and his methods for obtaining votes is a bit suspect.

Dear friends, I am begging for your help. My platform is in place, and the other animals in this race lack the passion and purrrlitical savvy I possess.
I’m a kitten with a dream. Who will join me? I’m looking for a running mate and cabinet members. Send me your photos and the reason I should pick you and I’ll let the public decide. Post on Twitter, my Facebook page or this blog and let’s get some cool cats in office!
Your humble purrrlitical candidate,


Shall We Tell Him?

Hello Human’s and Furry Friends,

Tucker here. As the Alpha and elder statesman of our Tribe of Five, I feel it is my duty to help the young ‘uns navigate this complicated life.

Today, I spied Oliver perusing the forest outside and then noticed he was cuddled up to what he believes is his new BFF.

I hate to disillusion the little guy. Perhaps I’ll just let him figure it out for himself.

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