Alberto: “Lily do you see any suspicious activities?
Lily:         “Nope. No barkies, no neighborhood felines, not even a bear.”

Alberto: “So if we do see a bear or a bad guy, what are we supposed to do?
Lily:        “Hmm, good question. Without opposable thumbs we can’t call the police.
I think the best thing to do is run downstairs and hide in the Female
Human’s office.
Alberto:   “Good plan. I like this neighborhood watch thing. Sure hope the humans
appreciate all our hard work!”