Alberto: “Lily do you see any suspicious activities?
Lily: “Nope. No barkies, no neighborhood felines, not even a bear.”
Alberto: “So if we do see a bear or a bad guy, what are we supposed to do?
Lily: “Hmm, good question. Without opposable thumbs we can’t call the police.
I think the best thing to do is run downstairs and hide in the Female
Human’s office.
Alberto: “Good plan. I like this neighborhood watch thing. Sure hope the humans
appreciate all our hard work!”
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Maybe you should ask Dezi and Reana what sort of phone they have and how they learned to dial 911.
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Now that is an excellent idea!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto & Lily
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Have a purrfect day, dear furiends! >^.^<
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And you all as well!
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You two seriously should work so hard!
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MOL, it’s a hard job but some feline’s got to do it!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto & Lily
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I bet your humans feel safer already.
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MOL, they have to handle the bears on their own!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto & Lily
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What about sneaky birdsvor squirrels? We need some feedback on these “guests”.
Sincerely
Cleo, Rory, Lule, Mr B and Beep
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Ah, the bird and squirrel viewing is much better from the sliders at the upstairs deck. The Female Human puts food out and we get to chatter all day!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto & Lily
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Our female human does that for us as well!
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We also recommend yowling loudly. That brings our humans in to see what is wrong. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty (You guys have paw-some cat TV!)
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Oh yes, the yowling works great, we forgot about that. Thanks Snoops and Kommando Kitty.
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto & Lily
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Your neighborhood is safe with you two on duty 🙂
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We try to look fierce when we’re sitting there.
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto & Lily
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It is important to know when to hide!
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guyz….forgetz de bear watch…yur veew out de window iz AWESUM !!!!!! look at all de greenz …AND burd free treez 🙂 ♥♥♥ { hay, due ya ever slidez down de bannizter !!! 😉
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We do get to see a lot from our windows. Haven’t tried the banister yet but Oliver fell down the stairs when he was a kitten. He blogged about it in True Adventures of a Flying Kitten. Scared the life out of the Humans!
https://felineopines.net/2015/11/16/true-adventures-of-a-flying-kitten/
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Your doing a brilliant job.x😻🐾🐾🐾
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The Female Human puts food out and we get to chatter all day!
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Our Female Human likes to feed the woodland creatures (for our amusement) too!
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