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Monthly Archives: June 2018
Hubris!
The Male & Female Human are attending the Cat Writer’s Association conference. We sent them there to be better assistants and they had the hubris to send us this photo!
Angry in Idaho
Alberto
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Thankful Thursday
We’re hopping on over to Brian’s Home for Thankful Thursday. Join in the fun with us!
I am thankful that my humans bought a rug that matches my eyes
-Alberto

Walk Through The Web Wednesday 6/6

Hello Furiends,
Alberto here with my Wednesday web wanderings. This week I found lots of things for you humans to spend your money on so get out your credit card and enjoy!
Purrs & Head Bonks,

11 Expert Tips for Adopting a Cat – Mental Floss

Lily at the shelter the day the female human met her.
The best thing about this article is the word “ADOPT”. The Tribe of Five were all adopted by the Male and Female Human. The second best thing about this article is #5..”consider multiple cats”. Our humans learned that long ago and they adopt in “2s” now. You humans should try it!
So, There;s a Secret World for Cat Lovers on Amazon – House Beautiful

Well who’d a thunk it? There’s a secret list on Amazon of purrfect items for the human cat lover in your life. The list is called “The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee” and there’s some great stuff there. And while we’re on the subject of fun merchandise for cat lovers, I need to mention that the Tribe of Five opened a store with FelineOpines merchandise. We’re just getting it going but we’ve got logo t-s and bags and mugs. Visit often to see what new items we add. Here’s a little sample of what we have.
Cat Hats Disney Style – Taxi

If the truth be told, The Female Human has a pink Minnie Mouse ears hat (with her name embroidered on it) sitting on the top of the cabinet in her office. Now, as if it isn’t enough for humans to humiliate themselves, Disney Japan and cat hat maker Necos have collaborated to create these Disney cat hats. You can order a hat from your feline’s favorite Disney character, Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy or Chip & Dale. Just a note to our Male and Female Humans……DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
This Man Has Been Creating Cat Cartoons for Over 20 Years – Bored Panda

If I ever hear The Female Human laughing out loud, there’s a good chance she’s reading a Scott Metzger cartoon. This guy really gets felines! That’s probably because he lives with two rescue cats, Hannah and Max. If you visit Metzger Cartoons, you’ll see that he also does cartoons for barkies too but I believe the feline ones are much more funny!
KittyKorner on Kickstarter Cuts Door Corners for Cats – Reddit

Neither of our humans are very handy and then add to that the Female Human’s obsession with home aesthetics which explains why there aren’t a lot of feline home adjustments built into our house. That’s why we’re giving KittyKorner two paws up because it’s a simple hinge system. So simple our humans could probably handle it. It’s created for inside doors to allow felines to come and go as we desire while till keeping the kids and the barkies out of the room.
The product has been tested on robust felines so I think it would work okay for Tucker and Oliver. If you humans think this is something you need in your house, head on over to Kickstarter and help the KittyKorner reach it’s financing goals.
Alberto Opines on Friendly Fill Ins Week 107
Hi folks,
It’s Friendly Fill Ins time again. Don’t forget to head on over to 15andMeowing or Four-Legged Fur Ballsto join in the fun or you’re welcome to opine on your fill ins in our comment section.
Purrs & Head Bonks,

Here are this week’s fill ins:
4. Anything is possible if _________.
Here are my answers:

2.The last thing I purchased online was nothing, I’m a cat, I can’t shop but I do enjoy when the humans order stuff.

3.I have never jumped on the dining room table while the humans were eating, but I do enjoy lounging there at other times.

4.Anything is possible if you believe it’s true. I am king of the jungle!
