A Feline’s Guide to Treadmill Snoopervising Your Human

Hello All,

Alberto here. The female human ordered a huge heavy walking machine (she calls it a treadmill) recently and The Tribe of Five watched with interest as she and the male human put this monstrosity together.  Our snoopervising duties did not end when the thing was assembled, nope, that’s when our work really began. Having done these duties for a month now, Oliver and I thought we’d share this manual with our other feline friends who have humans who use these machines.

Siamese cat sits on rug pulled over for treadmillClear the Way

The human must move the rug in order to place a thing she calls a mat on the floor. Lacking opposable thumbs, I am limited in what I can help with but I do make sure she has moved the rug over correctly. To indicate my approval, I will sit on the folded over carpet.

 

 

 

Black and white cat rolling on m atThe Mat Is Placed

The human then takes a long rubber thing she calls a “mat” out of the closet and sets it down on the bare floor. Oliver’s job is to make sure the mat thingy is placed correctly and that it hasn’t lost any of its softness.  Once Oliver stops rolling on the mat, the human may then remove him for the next step.

Black and white cat inspects treadmillPlacing the Machine on the Mat

Once Oliver is removed from the mat; the human rolls the big walking machine over and prepares to lower the bottom half. Once the machine is placed, Oliver does a quick walk-around and indicates when he is satisfied that the placement is correct.

 

 

Siamese inspects treadmillAssess if the Walking Machine is ready for use

After Oliver has given a “paws up”, the human lowers the moving part of the machine. It is then my job to carefully observe all areas of said machine before we allow the human to get on it.

 

 

white sneaker on a treadmillTurn the Human Loose

After all feline inspection is completed indicate to your human that the machine may now be used. This indication may take many forms; we prefer stretching out across the length of the machine as our signal. you may find something more suitable for your household. The human (once she removes us) may then begin the walking procedure.

 

 

 

 

You’re Not Done Yet

Even though the human is now using the machine, there is still an obligation on behalf of the household felines to stay and make sure the human doesn’t do anything stupid (I Siamese under green chairmean dangerous) so you must remain until the walking is finished. We prefer two observation options, one is under the green chair and the other is as far away from the thing as we can get.cats on furniture watching

 

 

 

 

Siamese cat sitting on treadmikllCool Down Time

When the human finishes she observes something she refers to as “cool down time”. This is when she sits on a chair and breathes heavily. In order to ensure that she does not overdo, you must station yourself on the moving machine until proper cool down time has been observed.

 

 

 

 

three cats on a red sofaIt Isn’t Just About The Human

Snoopervising is hard work, when all is put away and the rug and the furniture are returned to the proper places., you should then head upstairs and take a 4 or 5 hour snooze to recover.

 

 

 

 

Oliver and I hope these instructions will prove helpful to all our feline friends and their humans with moving machines.

Purrs & Head Bonks,

close up of Siamese cat and black and white cat faces

9 thoughts on “A Feline’s Guide to Treadmill Snoopervising Your Human

  1. MeOWwwww Dat’s a whole lotta work fur a fifteen minute walk. MOL Ya’ll do a great job, but how long do ya’ think all this will last with havin’ to do all dat work just to walk? Fank da cats, mommy doesn’t do anythin’ like dat. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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      • Well, dat’s pawsum dat she be so motivated. We hope she keeps it up. But, we do agree, humans would be a lot happier, ifin they took a nap from our book. MOL Big hugs

        Luv ya’

        Dezi and Raena

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