Hello Friends,
Oliver here. I’m working hard to get my purresidential platform out but it’s a hard job for a kitten. I’ve asked for help from my fellow Feline Tribe of Five members but have been greatly disappointed in their lack of enthusiasm or support.
My brother, Alberto is going through a philosophical phase. Not sure what he’s talking about but pretty sure I can’t count on him.
Jasmine won’t support any campaign that doesn’t include making her queen of something.
Lily thought about helping me but her demands are a bit much. I’ve spent more time catering to her whims than working on my campaign!
Tucker, the elder statesman Alpha of our tribe gave it a try but I don’t think he understands the demographics of my constituents and his methods for obtaining votes is a bit suspect.
Dear friends, I am begging for your help. My platform is in place, and the other animals in this race lack the passion and purrrlitical savvy I possess.
I’m a kitten with a dream. Who will join me? I’m looking for a running mate and cabinet members. Send me your photos and the reason I should pick you and I’ll let the public decide. Post on Twitter, my Facebook page or this blog and let’s get some cool cats in office!
Your humble purrrlitical candidate,
Oliver
Hi there, Oliver! So sorry that your fellow Feline Tribe of Five members aren’t doing their part. I think that Olive would make a great running mate for you. How cute would that be — Oliver and Olive! And it’s all about the cute, right?
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Dear Olive,
I love the idea of Oliver and Olive and I think having a female feline as my VP could garner some votes. Please have Olive send me a pic and her qualifications so I can share!
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I will, thank you!
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Weak have an Oliver 🙂
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Tell your Oliver to send his photo and a note if he wants to be a running mate or part of Oliver’s cabinet!
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😀 he has LOADS of photos haha. What email address shall I send one to? 😉
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Aauritwrites@gmail.com
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Will send you some shots 🙂
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Great, Oliver is anxious to fill his cabinet!
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Marc-Andre,
Oliver seems to have a theme going, he’s been contacted by a female kitty named Olive and now your Oliver. He’s thinking his running mate and cabinet should all be named some form of Oliver, at least it would be an easy ticket for voters to remember.
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And if they are all equally cute it should be easy to get votes 😀
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I agree!
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It’s so hard to find good help these days…..sometimes you just have to outsource! 🙂
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So true..this feline is exhausted! -Oliver
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We love that you chose Olive as your running mate! We wear our Oliver/Olive button proudly! ~Momma
Sheesh. SIBLINGS! Cats just can’t be trusted! Err … uh oh. RATS! ~Bear Cat
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Hey Bear,
If Olive and I manage to win this election, we’ll be looking to find some furry friends to fill some purrrlitical positions in the Kitty Cat Party. How would you like to be ambassador to CATalina?
Your Friend and cat-idate,
Oliver
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I love your enthusiasm and I’m sorry your pack isn’t getting into the spirit — my pack are mostly like Jasmine, unless there is something awesome in it for them they’re probably not going to be all that interested! Queen sounds about right. 🙂
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Thank you! It’s hard being so young with such a big job. The Tribe of Five isn’t very purrrrlitical so if it wasn’t for Olive, I’d be in this alone!
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You are one candidate I can really get behind!
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Thank you Jodi,
It’s been an uphill battle for my running mate and I but we won’t stop until the Kitty Kat Party has its day at the canine/feline bark/meow off debate.
Your Friend and purrlitical cat-idate
Oliver
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